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Interrogate me   One part adventure, two parts tripping over my own words.

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

(via jonahchill)

— 1 week ago with 104325 notes

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(via jax)

— 1 week ago with 164778 notes

revoltmonkey:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

broadway-paramore:

a-masterpiece-of-understatement:

When people constantly tell me “old movies are boring.”

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"Old movies aren’t funny because they don’t swear."

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"There aren’t any cute guys."

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"Are you trying to be a hipster or something?"

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"its in black and white"

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"There’s bad acting"

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"the story is pointless"

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lets not forget about Cary Grant

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"the special effects look fake"

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"They aren’t relevant anymore"

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(via forrestsaabcehmu)

— 1 week ago with 125910 notes
paragonikathryn:

This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud.

paragonikathryn:

This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud.

(Source: jimmyfungus, via everyonethatdraggedyouhere)

— 1 week ago with 489438 notes
"We are the girls with anxiety disorders, filled appointment books, five-year plans. We take ourselves very, very seriously. We are the peacemakers, the do-gooders, the givers, the savers. We are on time, overly prepared, well read, and witty, intellectually curious, always moving… We pride ourselves on getting as little sleep as possible and thrive on self-deprivation. We drink coffee, a lot of it. We are on birth control, Prozac, and multivitamins… We are relentless, judgmental with ourselves, and forgiving to others. We never want to be as passive-aggressive as our mothers, never want to marry men as uninspired as our fathers… We are the daughters of the feminists who said, ‘You can be anything,’ and we heard, ‘You have to be everything.’"
Allie Brosh, Author of Hyperbole and a Half  (via kate-mcbride)

(Source: bhenchodpatriarchy, via objectionaffection)

— 3 weeks ago with 346 notes
amandaonwriting:

Happy Birthday, Daniel Handler / Lemony Snicket, born 28 February 1970
24 Quotes

amandaonwriting:

Happy Birthday, Daniel Handler / Lemony Snicket, born 28 February 1970

24 Quotes

— 3 weeks ago with 3862 notes
"If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means ‘flunk’."
Lemony Snicket (via observando)
— 3 weeks ago with 4767 notes
"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."
Lemony Snicket (via wordsaretimeless)
— 3 weeks ago with 48 notes