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Interrogate me   One part adventure, two parts tripping over my own words.

dayriderbusking:

metalgasm:

happyhealthytrackster:

I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!

this is my new favourite post ever on anything

Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air

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My midseason review just ended with my camp director asking me to have a girls night. 

— 1 week ago
#may I have a boo to the yah!  #Success thy name is Artemis  #(that's my camp name)  #Everyone else was complaining about theirs 

Why is it that I can make life altering decisions with level headed certainty but can’t order a grilled cheese without debating over the type of cheese for five minutes ?

— 1 week ago

nakedthursdayz:

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

Two kinds of people.

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thegeneralissimoofmudandmayhem:

I am far too attracted to my coworker.

annnd he just described us as being like brother and sister. 

— 1 week ago with 5 notes
#Happy birthday to me  #haha it's actually kind of funny  #especially since he did so in an off hand way 

I won’t feel guilty when you kiss me.

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ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.

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— 3 weeks ago with 226442 notes